Suddenly realised that there might be something wrong with 1 of my friends...

"Oi! Anything u can come talk to me la...

Though i know i'm like 10cm shorter than u,
i'm still willing to stand on 3 yellow pages phonebook,
to lend u my shoulders de...

Don't worry, i'll pad my shoulders with paddings,
so it wouldn't be so hard to cry on,
and best of all, it'll absorb all your tears...

Cheers~"